BOO

Running into some goblins

oh wait it's just you and your friends

BOO!

Wearing a shirt I wore when our eyes first made love

those fish nets really did it for you, huh?

BOO!

Do you even like women?

or do you just envy the male attention I get?

BOO!

Should I air out all of our dirty laundry?

hang it all up to dry...

oh wait you already did that on your reposts

BOO!

Recreating the psycho shower scene

Hitchcock called he wants his money back

red hair dye circling the drain

you'll never get that shade out of your head

BOO!

"Accidentally" running into you

JUMPSCARE

cue John Carpenter's Halloween theme

am I a zombie in your life?

that guilt must eat you alive

Ooooo I'm a ghost in your attic you can't get rid of

BOO!