1. DENIAL

Rising psa levels You have a new girl I have new friends A new car New hair dye But you don’t stop haunting me

Tells me to take my clothes off. Won’t do it for me that would be too intimate for a gay man Leaves Grindr open on the Home Screen Hits up my male friends when your drunk Said you wouldn’t like this much if you weren’t gay

I like the smell of gasoline I like the taste of your friend’s lips I like the sound of your friend rejecting you I like the look of your new shitty hair cut Should I cause another gas leak?

Let down your hair Oh Rapunzel For a man with a receding hair line Dad bod but would be a terrible father You know that one that put me...

am I Camilla? our 1970 polo match was me crying about Andrew Parker Bowles to you their intimate phone call leaked 3 of us in this...

you're kind of a dick he's not allowed to message me yet her vines are suffocating you the hypoxia of her vows and control ruining you...

I’ll drive around the lake a hundred times before admitting I miss you Circling all of your new lovers Tailgating them to their deaths...

Extra terrestrial In my bed Sometimes in my head The animated film I’ve created of you How cinematic All black and white Sometimes in...

I’m not going to be your dirty little mistress I won’t be belittled into a cliche I’m a class act A lady… Well sometimes Can we just be...

Indifference is when I hear you're seeing someone new and I think about hitting your car with a golf club and... but I don't!...

I'll drive a hundred little getaway cars before admitting you're the prison I'm trying to escape. mediocre men prescription meds runner's...

I keep getting sucked into the vortex of your drama Who you’re seeing What you’re reposting When you’re going to see me next A vortex of...

I can write a hundred little sonnets about you but those three little words will never leave my lips I love you Would be like ripping up...

1,2,3 Checking your reposts, Making my thumbs bleed, Maybe you’ll love me if I spiral about it again? You see it’s a spiral that never...

I smoked for the first time today, It felt like the first time our lips made love.

CROSSOVER EPISODE Wait is this a crossover episode? Since I kissed your friend I’m sorry baby Mid-season finale? Maybe we’ll get back...

The light always turns red at Alexander Street I roll my eyes Turn off the music Mourn your green eyes Then the grief timer turns green...

I hope a car hits you while you're texting my "replacement" jk not really just a minor fender bender causing a crisis of faith and a text...

Remember when we were children and we would play red light green light? Like you'd play with me years later in the back of your car, in...

I found out my dad had cancer the same day you said you missed me Metastasizing into my life again like the tumor on my dad's prostrate...