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Rapunzel

  • Emma B. Spears
  • Sep 27, 2025
  • 1 min read

Let down your hair

Oh Rapunzel

For a man with a receding hair line

Dad bod but would be a terrible father

You know that one that put me in a bad mood for a month?

Maybe I’ll let down my hair for your friend

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