CheckmatePoetNov 29, 20251 min readI like the smell of gasolineI like the taste of your friend’s lipsI like the sound of your friend rejecting youI like the look of your new shitty hair cutShould I cause another gas leak?
PSARising psa levels You have a new girl I have new friends A new car New hair dye But you don’t stop haunting me
Doctor’s noteTells me to take my clothes off. Won’t do it for me that would be too intimate for a gay man Leaves Grindr open on the Home Screen Hits up my male friends when your drunk Said you wouldn’t like this m
RapunzelLet down your hair Oh Rapunzel For a man with a receding hair line Dad bod but would be a terrible father You know that one that put me...
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