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Doctor’s note

  • Emma B. Spears
  • 2 days ago
  • 1 min read

  1. Tells me to take my clothes off. Won’t do it for me that would be too intimate for a gay man

  2. Leaves Grindr open on the Home Screen

  3. Hits up my male friends when your drunk

  4. Said you wouldn’t like this much if you weren’t gay

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