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The notes I never send

  • Emma B. Spears
  • Jul 24
  • 1 min read

Updated: Aug 25

  • I hope a car hits you while you're texting my "replacement"

    • jk not really

    • just a minor fender bender causing a crisis of faith and a text from you

  • The smell of your replacement's cologne makes me want to rip my eyes out

  • I despise sex with every person but you

  • I stalk your reposts every Sunday like it's my religion



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