Sexy rumors

Every time I close the case you make love to rumors about me

Went down on the rumor that I thought every gay man was into me

Fingering the rumor that I only like girls since you

Making love to the rumor that I faked a missed carriage ride

Legs up in the air when you heard I called you my ex

Shower sex when you heard I wrote a book about you

Jerked off when you told everyone I wanted to see you when you were the one to booty call me

Getting off to the ego destroying rumors

You can leak the tapes all you want but you’re the one that looks like a loser

Keep talking on my name and you’ll need another hearse