TRACK_ONE_MATCHA+P*SSY

so performative you whispered you didn't normally ask women to give you head

drinking so much all that pussy must take like matcha

acting like a gynecologist with all the examining before you stuck your swab in

miles well leave tampons in your bathroom for the revolving door of women you trap with your feminist literature and pop culture references

oh wait you still live with your mommy and daddy

like a complete auto service

except you have terrible reviews

user 1626472769 says "selfish lover, but good in the sheets!"

hope your dick turns green from all that chlorophyll