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She’s a golden retriever Delicate nails down your back Black cat by your house, she coming!! She’s a soft cello I’m the Metallica in the background Get out a pooper scooper for all that shit you’re talking about me when she’s strumming your strings Saxophones getting louder Nirvana in my headphones She smells like teen spirit so you want her bad Mine ran out the minute you touched me

I want to rip up the tapestry with all the tragic drawings of what we could have had Your mommy and daddy hated each other I have all these horcruxes that I’m never quite sure what to do with What is grief if not love boiling over I wish you’d just stay in New York Let me keep Florida in the divorce Where’s my Mother’s Day card? Paint it black

Ready set go See who moves on first You told me you learned your lesson Don’t eat where you shit Oh wait I see cholera all over your mouth Posting age appropriate girls on the main Kissing another girl in the back ally She’s not old enough to drink at the bar Guess you gotta go get out a doggy bag again for that twenty year old Girls your age know better The best groomer in town!! Dog getting sent to the kennel