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My dad hates you My sister wants you dead Friends call you schizophrenic Guys call you hung up but in a crazy way Girls call you crazy but in a hot way It never had to get this bad running that mouth Could have just disengaged and nutted into someone else

Don’t kick a dog while they’re down Well you mauled me Saw a carcass on the ground The vultures having a field day reminded me of your friends Oh wait you’re a Star Wars fan Think you’re Han Solo Go back to riding dick darth maul Duel of the fates except I actually make women finish

Thought we were MJ and Peter in every life time You ended up just being a supervillain with a nice jawline Flip flopping so hard you’re at the beach and I’m the shark in the water Try to gaslight me and I’ll denature the methane While your two other friends propane and butane watch