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The handmaids are more worried about getting their daily protein in than the world burning up They just died but yay I got my 50 grams of protein in today!

Mic please Thought we agreed to keep it on good terms No feelings just sex ya know? Guess I wasn’t putting out enough for you But what goes around comes around Didn’t even break a sweat when you met up with little miss leftovers Let you make a fool out of yourself cause you’re pushing thirty and you’re still in love with your ex Riding my dick so hard in the press Here’s a tip don’t bite down too hard You’re not even the ex lover I write sonnets about Play obsessed by Mariah

I’m the road runner and you’re the coyote Watching you fall on your face trying to chase me You’re just heated I was the last one to leave Using a death against me I’m really glad you support women’s rights even to the point of screaming on the rooftops about my uterus Don’t punish me because you can’t get me off your mind Every time it scabs over you’re behind me with a machete I’m acting out so you have to punish me right? Tell me to move on when he’s still chasing me aroun