Nice guy act

"I hope you're well"

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feminine rage incoming...

Is that really the same mouth that told me I wasn't funny?

God you're the rudest man I've ever met.

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correction boy I've ever met.

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playing this little nice guy act for everyone but me.

everyone but your dearest ex lover.

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"I hope you're well"

you say,

well I hope you fall into a ditch.

God you're acting like a chicken with its head cut off

except this time I hold the knife.

A rat to a block of cheese,

what a fool,

falling for the maze of torture I put you in.

roles reversed,

just how you liked it in bed.

So I hope you're well.