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Let down your hair Oh Rapunzel For a man with a receding hair line Dad bod but would be a terrible father You know that one that put me...

I wish we never fucked Counting sheep until it was over Embarrassing that I lost my mind over a troll Still under his bridge not able to...

I should take you to the groomer Like the dog that you are While I shop at Victoria secret Lacy red underwear just for you darling Called...